"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
“The smart cat doesn't let on that he is."
“Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.”
"Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor."
"An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old."
-Carl Van Vechten
"Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him."
"Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun."
"There is no cat 'language'. Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one.”
"A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it."
-Henry David Thoreau
"To err is human, to purr is feline."
"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
"Dogs eat. Cats dine.”
"...You are my cat and I am your human."
"A cat can purr its way out of anything."
"It is in their eyes that their magic resides."
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
"Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything."
"A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do."
"One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home."
"To some blind souls all cats are much alike. To a cat lover every cat from the beginning of time has been utterly and amazingly unique."
-Jenny de Vries
"A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again."
"Cats like doors left open--in case they change their minds."
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